*6-years old and already belting it out in the house like a tween*
Family friend, 8: “My dad looks at the phone while he’s driving.”
My 9-year old: “My dad always does that.”
My 6-year old: “My brother always farts in the car.”
6-year old: “Where’s grandma?”
Me: “She’s shopping.”
6-year old: “Uhhhh, why does every girl like to shop?”
9-year old, referring to a place we are heading to: “Is there anyone I know there?
9-year old: “Do I know him?”
Dad: “I don’t think you’ve met him before.”
9-year old: “Will there be anyone else?”
12-year old is doing homework in the kitchen area and asks Alexa for the square root of 69.
Me: “Shouldn’t you be doing this yourself?”
12-year old: “We are supposed to be using a calculator, so it’s perfect, because Alexa is my new artificial intelligence.”