Gag Gift Finds at the Mall: Urine for a Laugh

 

(discretion is advised, as this post contains material some may consider crude)

 

I took a trip to the mall last weekend and landed smack in the middle of a candy store.

Now normally, I wouldn’t stay. While I try to be that ‘cool mom’, I still neurotically try and find the right balance of sweet-to-healthy ratio, when kids are involved. If anyone knows the secret ratio that’s the really sweet spot, please reach out. I’m still searching..

 

This time, the candy store pulled me in.

 

I couldn’t leave the place. One item after the other, the place made me laugh.

I even purchase a few of the gag items, and every time I’d approach the counter, the store clerk would ask me, “You’re back?”

I also made sure to capture some of the really funny ones, and I’ll post them now, below. I couldn’t include them all, because I’d like to preserve some remnant of the civil sanctity I’ve infused into this website, but I’ll happily share a few.

 

While I couldn't include all gag #gift finds, because I'd like to preserve some remnant of the civil sanctity I've infused into my website, I'll still happily a share few.. #funny Click To Tweet

 

Enjoy.

 

(My gag-gift-mall-finds, August 2019)

 

Gag Gift Finds at the Mall: Urine for a Laugh
I mean, if you haven’t seen the famous clip on which this is based, drop EVERYTHING you’re doing this very moment and click here.

 

Gag Gift Finds at the Mall: Urine for a Laugh
Don’t try this one at home. In fact, don’t ever try it! These are candy samples, and not, in fact, urine. I have to add it in. Just in case.

 

 

Gag Gift Finds at the Mall: Urine for a Laugh
your sanitizer has you covered! (purchase here)

 

 

Gag Gift Finds at the Mall: Urine for a Laugh
this one’s not funny, but it’s dedicated to my friend, who writes children’s books about divorce. Click here to purchase her book!

 

when all you want are those darn marshmallows! Notice ‘absolutely no nutritional value’.. (I cannot, in clear conscience, provide a link for this.. you understand.)

 

 

Gag Gift Finds at the Mall: Urine for a Laugh
for those board meetings where you really can’t say how you feel, but you want your buddy next to you to know (psst..). Purchase here.

 

 

Gag Gift Finds at the Mall: Urine for a Laugh
if you grew up in the 90’s, like I did, the title of this will make sense. (purchase here)

 

Gag Gift Finds at the Mall: Urine for a Laugh
Not today. Not when there’s so many FANTASTIC gag gifts that are just begging to be shared. (purchase here)

 

Gag Gift Finds at the Mall: Urine for a Laugh
I guarantee that this would be a great read, if I were to buy it. But I’m a physician.. and we are known hypochondriacs. The whole-knowing-too-much thing.. (purchase here)

 


 

 

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