(discretion is advised, as this post contains material some may consider crude)

I took a trip to the mall last weekend and landed smack in the middle of a candy store.

Now normally, I wouldn’t stay. While I try to be that ‘cool mom’, I still neurotically try and find the right balance of sweet-to-healthy ratio, when kids are involved. If anyone knows the secret ratio that’s the really sweet spot, please reach out. I’m still searching..

This time, the candy store pulled me in.

I couldn’t leave the place. One item after the other, the place made me laugh.

I even purchase a few of the gag items, and every time I’d approach the counter, the store clerk would ask me, “You’re back?”

I also made sure to capture some of the really funny ones, and I’ll post them now, below. I couldn’t include them all, because I’d like to preserve some remnant of the civil sanctity I’ve infused into this website, but I’ll happily share a few.

While I couldn't include all gag #gift finds, because I'd like to preserve some remnant of the civil sanctity I've infused into my website, I'll still happily a share few.. #funny Click To Tweet