(trying to understand children..)

Me: why in the world are you wearing a T-shirt to school?

My son: it’s warm out!

Me: *frantically scrolling through apps to confirm he‘s capable of making appropriate personal decisions and hasn’t somehow ‘lost it’ along the way*

Me, after verifying actual outdoor temp and the number sinks in:

Lack of capability confirmed.

Your honors (and this is where I’d throw down that imaginary gavel), court is adjourned.