The culprit is a bag of dehydrated mushrooms, which I found on Costco and snacked on, the day the incident occurred..

Kids legitimately say funny things.

 

True story:

 

My son: What is she-take?
 
Me: What?
 
Him: She-take?
 
Me: *confused*
 
My son: *points to bag on shelf*
 
Me: Oh! Shiitake! *chuckles to self*

 

The culprit is a bag of dehydrated mushrooms, which I found on Costco and snacked on, the day the incident occurred..

 

 

 

The culprit?

 

This bag of dehydrated mushrooms (see above), which I picked up at Costco and was snacking on, the day this incident occurred.

 

(note: not an endorsement, just a report of how things went down.)

 

Ironically, shiitakes are a low sodium food (though not so much when it comes to being packed in a snackable bag!).

 

Also me: *chuckling to self about one of my faves – the comedic skit called ‘Substitute Teacher’.
I have to share it here. Like, I literally must (it’s THAT good and you’re welcome):
 

When A-aron Eats She-Takes

A dehydrated food item gives us a chuckle.
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