Kids legitimately say funny things.
True story follows.
My son: What is she-take?
Me: What?
Him: She-take?
Me: *confused*
My son: *points to bag on shelf*
Me: Oh! Shiitake! *chuckles to self*
The culprit:
This bag of dehydrated mushrooms (see above), which I picked up at Costco and was snacking on, the day this incident occurred.
(note: not an endorsement, just a report of how things went down.)
Ironically, shiitakes are a low sodium food (though not so much when it comes to being packed in a snackable bag!).
Also me: *chuckling to self about one of my faves – a comedic skit called ‘Substitute Teacher’ by the lovable duo of Key & Peele.
I just HAD to share it here.
I literally had to. It’s THAT good. and you’re welcome.